The word jewed is not just a made up word. In the 1920's jewish men were responsible as bankers therfore when ppl lost money they would use the phrase they were "jewed out of it" refering to the bankers religion and lack of ability to keep the money. Sound like a little cricis we have going on it the world today?
So my 2 brothers and I just had a family monumental NBA playoffs draft. The rules are as follows.
- You get one player from each team 16 players in total
- We had a random draft order to determine who picked first and so one.
- It is solely a points totally rebounds assists steals is just like George Bush administration after January 20th 2009 no one gives a shit about them anymore.
So i got the first pick my older brother got the 2nd and my younger brother got the 3rd. The draft went very well in my favor i think. I was hesitant at times but in the end i think i got the best team or at least the best scorers. The idea was to pick the best player on the team that you think would make the NBA finals. This means more games and more chances to earn more points. So with the first pick i pondered weather to pick Lebron or Kobe. Kobe being the scorer and Lebron being the powerful force of nature with no regard for human life. Some thing about other human life angers me so i went with King James. My second time around i chose Pau from the lakers and Dwight Howard from the Magic. Pau because hes on the lakers and Dwight because i have a thing for grown men who dress up as super heros.
Those were the esay picks tho my next ones took a little thought. With the next pick and the Trail Blazers still avaiable i took Brandon Roy who averages 22.6 a game. However this could come back to bite me or could make me a litte less poor. The blazers are just a team that is so young and with that youth it might lead them to think that they are capable of things there not leading them to a playoff uprising similar to what the Warriors did to Dallas a few years back. Accept this blazers team has better talent especially at the big man position with Lamarcus Aldrige and Greg the injury Oden. These factors and the teams they will face leads me to believe that Portland will make it to the second round against the lakers. Where i dont see Porland winning but i do see Roy averaging close to 25-28 points a game against a lakers team that just doesnt seem to have the killer instinct at times. That was my main reason for picking ROY.I still see the CAVS and LAKERS in the finals though. The CAVS who did not win the best home record ever. Kinda sad to me i would rather see Lebrons face on the record then a raggy due like it has been for years
You enjoy those fries Larry and keep your smile.
So the teams are fairly even although i feel i have gained an upper hand in this ongoing battle of sibling rivalry. My team is designed to go deep in the playoffs and hopefully win the $20 because i made the bet purely off of the fact that i am a risk taker. I dont have $10 to give so its a do or die shot for old me.
Goodness i feel this is a bit off topic but i just watched a video on espn where they inteview Snoop dogg on his take on the top 10 plays of the year. What are they running out of things to cover? If snoop dogg was on channel 5 and frogs hummping where on channel 4 i would watch channel 4 even if the reception was bad. Snoop opened up the segment by saying "what up nephew" huh Snoop are the two reports acually relatives of yours? Then the reporter says if this goes well can i get your digits? Snoop replies For sizzle that! After watching play number 10 it is a no look pass from Pau Gasol to Trevor Ariza. After pronocing his name wrong Snoop says For sizzle. Play number 9 a nice dunk by Josh Smith gets the reply from Snoop "MAMA there goes that man." Snoop be original dont steal Mark Jacksons line. Then he makes the dumbiest statment alive saying that Shaq is the number 5 center of all time. Give me a break Snoop go back to your limo and take hits with Micheal Phelps.
Play 8 with Vince Carter he calls it a Snoop Dogg double decker. I dont think hes refering to the card game. Number 7 an off the glass oooop no spectacular commentating by Snoop on this one. Play numebr 6 a swat by Lebron where Snoop goes thats baby Kobe right there cya in the finals. Well Snoop i sure hope i dont see you. Play 5 D-wade splits a double team and throws a thunderous dunk over Emaka Okafur. Snoop calls him wigga wade. Perhaps i am mistaken but a wigga is a white kid who thinks hes black 
More pricless Snoop talk. Play 4 is a shot by Brandon Roy game winner Snoop just asks is that my boy and other things i dont feel like typing. I feel i owe it to the trees to not waste there bark with the nonsence that would be consumed by writing that. Play number 3 another D-wade play Snoop goes thats gotta be one of the plays of the year right there. If i had a mallet i would hit myself. Snoop your sitting right there being inteveiwed about the plays of the year and you ask if that is one. Please let Staurt Scott test your hair while he goes to get his lazy eye fixed. Play 2 another D-Wade this time winning it on a 3 Snoop is relatily calm about this one his high must be fading off. Play number 1 is Devin Harris making a half court shot Snoop at the end says "Get her done Son" going back into the redneck side of his life possily worth writing about. He ends the inteview with talk of his little league team probaly uses the field to shelter his plants and a ware house for all his unsold Cronic Records. So Snoop D O double G thanks for "Dropping it like its hott." you just got Blogged. Gregg Oden Sits Out Practice With a Sinus Infection i think i mentioned him early in the blog thats probaly enough said.
Well playoffs start tommrow and the 40 games in 40 nights begins for the bragging rights in my family. I have this under control just like a mistro leading a choir. I feel like Beotovn preforming at the Metro Politan Muesum of Arts( just made that up). Ahhh Alas! another blog complete.
